50cc Superhero

If I was a cartoon character, I’d be drawn wearing kungfu pants.  Oh wait…

If I was a cartoon character, I’d be drawn wearing kungfu pants.  Oh wait…

Minimal damage!  I made up for it by pulling my groin in scrimmage with the Boston B Party a week later.

Minimal damage!  I made up for it by pulling my groin in scrimmage with the Boston B Party a week later.

First time I ever signed the name Tiger Bomb.  I wish I’d been better prepared with warmth and encouragement and…positive role-model-y stuff, I was so stunned.

First time I ever signed the name Tiger Bomb.  I wish I’d been better prepared with warmth and encouragement and…positive role-model-y stuff, I was so stunned.

First bout ever, eventually my entire body stopped cramping up.

First bout ever, eventually my entire body stopped cramping up.

My neck was tweaked for 2 weeks, from attempting to do this move.

My neck was tweaked for 2 weeks, from attempting to do this move.

Three layers of injury, recovering at varying rates.  I’ve had some streak of luck these past few months…

Three layers of injury, recovering at varying rates.  I’ve had some streak of luck these past few months…

Sidenote: Those are one of my favorite pair of boots, I call’em my Jedi boots.

Sidenote: Those are one of my favorite pair of boots, I call’em my Jedi boots.

I’m sensitive…at least, on the outside.

I’m sensitive…at least, on the outside.

I think I have been in worse shape.  Like maybe that time I thought I’d broken my foot over someone’s shin.

I think I have been in worse shape. Like maybe that time I thought I’d broken my foot over someone’s shin.

Scooters.  It’s a punchline.

Scooters. It’s a punchline.